you know what? i really need to drop all google products. they’re inherently fascist.

so i noticed that the insides of my nails were blue and wondered when i last fingered a smurf before i realized it is i. i am the smurf and i re-did my blue hair dye yesterday 🤦‍♀️

archiving old repos, i really don’t remember half the stuff i’ve worked on in the past 7 years.. especially my university assignments wth

every time i boot into windows it sets itself as boot priority number 1 which is actually worse than apps that pause your music when you open them like HOW IMPORTANT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

meme from birbsite, gentle furry teasing 

Where is the lie??? :bloblaugh:

why didn’t anybody tell me you’re not supposed to pluck your hair after laser/ipl?? here i was thinking like wtf how did my hair randomly start growing back when it was doing so damn well for the past few months, blaming my mutant healing abilities instead 🤦


one of my coping mechanisms has always been reclaiming certain words like faggot/pondan but ever since i got called out for indirectly being a nazi (using apple products & instagram) like idk 1) it barely makes sense but 2) it still affects me cause i don’t like it either but ig connects me to some form of support network of friends i lost over the years? and i wanted an iphone + watch for privacy and health tracking idk

🎵prima-donna girrrllll all she ever wanted... was to not get misgendered on the phone all the time cause she sounds like some cigar breath alcoholic cowboy while making dinner reservations to surprise her partner🎶

randomly interested in the etymology of the word thumbnail hmm

also notifications that show on desktop, mobile, and the watch because you did not take a microsecond of your time to give them attention is an act of personal violence idgaf

i want both simultaneously to be notified of the status of my food orders via food delivery ads but do not want spam messages very other hour about how i should fucking eat from them. dear grab, foodpanda, delivereat, please CAN YOU NOT?!?!?

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